Tatejima Kotetsu Individual Scenario Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Path To "The Iron Base"
Kotetsu: Nom nom nom...... Gulp.

Kotetsu: Phew. Etoilia cuisine is really delicious!

Uki: Hey hey. I'll admit it's delicious, but you'll get fat if you eat too much of it.

Kotetsu: It's alright! Our calorie expenditure for the lazy lifestyles back in our own world...

Kotetsu: ...is completely different from that of the grievous lifestyle we're living through now in this fantasy world! So we'll never get fat here!

Uki: Nah...... We could still get fat even after we cheered that hard, you know......

The next day.

Kotetsu: Let's eat!...... Another serving please!

Uki: She's eating so quickly.......

And the next day.

Kotetsu: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom......

Uki: She's been eating all this time.......

A few days later.

Kotetsu: I wanna get thinner......

Uki: Just as I thought.

Kotetsu: I'll become a pig if this goes on! No, if this is a fantasy world then I'll become an orc!!

Kotetsu: Hey, if we're doing sports let's fight some monsters!

Uki: What does Kotetsu think monsters are......

Uki: Oh well, maybe we'll ask Kirara to go with us. I'll be tagging along as well.

Uki: (Actually, I've been eating too much while accompanying her as well)

(Transition, to forest)

Kirara: I never expect you two would volunteer yourselves to fight monsters......

Kirara: We will never forgive those monsters who drench people in fear! These spirits of yours are truly admirable!!

Kotetsu: Uuu......I'm sorry, Kirara-chan. Actually we're only here because we ate too much......

Kotetsu: We wanted to fight monsters for our diet!

Kirara: A diet...... I-I see.......

Kotetsu: Ah, the monsters are here!!

Kotetsu: Alright~! I'll fight a bunch of them!!

Monster: Gyaaaaa!!

(Transition)

Kotetsu: ーーPhew. I've defeated quite a number of them!

Uki: Normally you're always out of shape......but you're incredible when it comes to your diet.

Kotetsu: With that I've become thinner! I'm getting thinner splendidly!

Kirara: That's great!

(Stomach growls)

Kotetsu: Ah, I'm hungry.

Kotetsu: ......I wonder if I can eat these monsters.

Monster: Biku!?

Uki: No way. As might be expected a monster would taste awful.

Kirara: Yes, and they're pretty popular dishes when smothered! I recommend it for your diet as it contains very little fat!

Uki: You can eat them!?

Translation by - Mann -

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ダイエットハッピーに！　(Enjoy your diet happily!)

いっぱい食べる君が好き♪　(I like the you who eats lots) どこでも大盛♪　(You feast wherever you go) 我慢なんてもったいないから♪　(It'd be a waste if you restrain your appetite) いっぱい食べる君が好き♪　(So I like the you who eats lots) カロリミットファンケル♪ NEW! (Calolimit Fancl! NEW!)