Treasure Chest at the Bottom of the Sea Translation Chapter 8

Intro
Kon: I wonder what's going on with this house? There are a lot of doors.

Yuzuko: When entering such a room in a video game, I'd open all the doors.

Yasuna: And you'd end up looking if anything's there, even if you're on the incorrect paths.

Kirara: You should keep in mind that such ways of thinking is pretty perverse.....

Yuzuko: No no, the one's making the games knew this perfectly well too, so they'd place items on the incorrect paths. Yasuna: So, the door that gets you curious is the correct one! That means....it's the one here!

(Monster appears)

Yasuna: You see? It's dangerous to blindly open them, isn't it?

Kirara: It's not for you to say that in such a situation!

(Battle)

End
Yuzuko: Yasuna-chan just opened an incorrect door. That's bold of her.

Yasuna: T-This isn't supposed to happen......

Kon: I guess this is time for my fortune telling.

Kirara: That's it! Kon-san can use her fortune tellings to look for the correct door!

Yasuna: If she's doing this anyway then I'd hope they'd notice this a bit earlier.....

Kon: So then, I'll give it a try....

Kon: Oh mysterious and strange spirits here I ask you. Kokkuri, kokkuri, come forth.......

TL: That just now is Kon's summoning chant as seen in Urara Meirocho, and kokkuri is the fox god that's associated with this fortune telling.

(Art transition)

Kon: How come I'm in a swimsuit now!?

Yasuna: It isn't a stunt just now?

Kon: What stunt!? Ahh for crying out loud, I'd be too embarrassed in this outfit that I wouldn't be able to concentrate on my fortune telling.....!

Yuzuko: Kon-chan.....

Kon: W-What is it? Yuzuko-san.....

Yuzuko: Is it true that the fox god likes deep-fried tofu?

TL: Indeed, Japanese legend does say that the fox gods liked deep-fried tofu.

Kon: You wanna hear it now!? They do like it! Deep-fried tofu!

Kon: Ahh, without Yui-san and Sonya-san here today these two just won't stop at all.....

Kon: Kirara too, don't just stand here, at least say something!

Kon: Finally, I've returned into my normal clothes. So then, once again......

Kon: Oh mysterious and strange spirits here I ask you. Kokkuri, kokkuri, come forth.......

Kon: Reach forth and substitute my body with yourself, so please answer me!

Kon: ......? Where am I? I'm underwater?

Yasuna, Yuzuko: Oooh.....

Kon: Oh well, so then what do you want to ask from me?

Kon: We want to know which one of these doors in the room is the correct one.

Kon: Oh so it's about that huh..... I can see it. Te furthest door from here......

Yasuna: So it's this one! Here!

Kon: ...leads to a pitfall trap.

Yasuna: Waah, I'm falling!? I'm falling!?

Kirara: Yasuna-san!?

Kon: And then, the door right of it......

Yasuna: It has to be this one!

Kon: ...leads to a false ceiling trap.

Yasuna: I'm being crushed!?

Kon: What has the girl been doing from a while ago.....?

Yasuna: I'll do the incorrect ones later, so please tell me which is the right one.....

Translation by - Mann -